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This week readers spill the dish on embarassing dressing room traumas and some seriously dramatic period encouters...
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Zipper madness I was out shopping with my sister and saw a gorgeous pair of pants. I jumped into the changing room and zipped them up. When I looked down I saw a bit of my undies poking out from the zip - they were stuck! I tried and tried to get them out, but the zip wouldn't budge. I poked my head out of the changing room and got my sister's attention, begging her for help.
After a few minutes of hysterical laughter I started to stress out – I just wanted to get the damn pants off! We tugged and pulled but nothing worked. In the end we had to rip a hole in my undies to get out of the pants! We walked out of there like nothing had happened - me with a huge hole in the front of my undies and the shop assistant giving us a questioning look… Re-zip-ulous My first period... Back when I was form two I was in a school play acting as an angel. Obviously our costumes were all white. I had really bad tummy cramps the night before, but mum made me go to the production anyway because she thought I was just faking it. While I was on stage, sitting down as I was meant to, I suddenly felt a wet patch down below… I looked down to see blood all over my white dress – it was my period! My checks turned bright red and my friends soon noticed.
I was so embarrassed I ran off the stage and into the bathroom. How is that for a traumatic first period encounter?! Worst of all, my dad videoed the whole thing! Traumatised
Not perving, I promise
I was sending an email at home when I accidentally clicked on a pop-up link to a really disgusting porn site. I tried to close out of it, but new sites kept opening, and eventually the screen froze and wouldn't let me shut down the computer. I was rushing to leave for dance and figured the screensaver would hide it. When I got back my Dad was waiting for me at my desk. He told me that looking at dirty pictures was not the type of behaviour they wanted under his roof, and if it happened again, I'd be grounded.
It turned out that he had to get something from my computer while I was away, and a picture of a huge penis was still frozen on the screen. Eeek!
Innocent
I said, just a minute!
I was at a surf carnival for my very first time and was really excited. I had to wait in this really long line to get changed because the club didn't have any changing rooms. After about a 10 minute wait, I finally got to the front of the line. I went inside and shut the door to the bathroom. I was getting changed into my togs and was just about to step into them (fully naked) when this really impatient old lady opened the door. Everyone waiting in the line could see me and I was sooo embarrassed.
To make matters worse, her little dog tried to come into the bathroom and started licking my leg. I shoved the door shut, mortified. All I could think about for the rest of the day was that moment, and I lost all my races!
Bummed out
A bit of a flasher All the girls decided to go out for my girlfriend’s birthday, and as we do we had lots of wines, laughs and dancing. When we were in town the birthday girl had some stuff going on and got a bit down so I decided to hop on the gyroscope machine thing that spins you round and round, and up and down for a bit of fun. All the girls tried to talk me out of it, but I said I'll be fine! I tucked my skirt into my underwear, or at least I thought I had and when I went over on the machine, sure enough my skirt goes right up over my head and the guy controlling the machine held me there so all the boys could rush out! I have never, ever been so humiliated! Flasher
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